Review of The Square (2008) by Kieran T — 11 Aug 2010
Holy fuck what an absolute fucking disgraceful piece of shit, FUCK OFF AND DIE EDGERTONS, How the fuck this steaming pile of crap got funded I have no idea, what the fuck, CLAIRE VAN DER BOOM CAN NOT ACT FOR SHIT, please stop casting annoying semi-goodlooking australian actresses that cant carry a single fucking line, Absolute trash, I cant believe that I am actually giving this more than Cactus, Holy fuck its going to take some huge effort from young filmmakers to turn the state of our industry around.
The tagline of this film is "some things cant be buried" which is so true as I fucking wish this was buried in the depths of hell as that is what its like sitting through, Seriously, if I ever meet either of the Edgertons I am, seriously, im not kidding, will kick them in the balls, FACT, the best bit about this movie was the fucking dog for christ sakes, did I mention how much this sucked??? Should be called The Sqshit, the characterisation is absolutely laughable, fuck its good to see Claire has moved on to better things like 'Rush'.
....oh wait.
This review of The Square (2008) was written by Kieran T on 11 Aug 2010.
The Square has generally received positive reviews.
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