Review of The Smurfs (2011) by Smurfettestan — 05 Sep 2020

I was once a young ladette. I was always confused about my sexuality until I watched the Smurfs (2011). The second Smurfette appeared on screen, I was certain. I wanted females. With her glowing locks, her eyes sparkling with fruit, and her toes nothing short of exquisite, my homosexuality was nothing but raging.

I could tell who and where I wanted to spend the rest of my gay life. With my queen Smurfette in the village of smurfsville.