Review of The Silence of the Hams (1994) by Lilo C — 10 Sep 2007
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO. Do you know the Movie Silence of Lambs? No? Lol Lmao. I dont know where to begin. I just love this Movie. If you love sick sense of Humor Movie, this is one of them. Billy Zane was so Funny in this one. I mean Geez I laughed my ass off.
If you liked Airplane then you will love this one. Its a cool Parody.
Here some tasty Quotes.
Dr. Animal: What are you most afraid of?
Jo: Anchovies.
Dr. Animal: Good answer.
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Antonio: I did not get your name. Nobody ever comes by here anymore, it's hard to remember them all.
Jane: Jane.
Antonio: Ah, Jane. Like my cousin Maria!
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Dwarf Guard: Dr. Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind. His savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal!
Joe: How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?
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Mother: My son is alive? Who the fuck did I kill?
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Detective Martin Balsam: Oh, no! Not again!
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Mrs. Motel: That's not the mummy! Place your bets - 6 to 1! 6 to 1!
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Dr. Animal: Call me A.
Joe: Eh?
Dr. Animal: Also call me Doctor.
Joe: A Doctor.
Dr. Animal: Dr. A.
Joe: Right sorry, Dr. A.
Dr. Animal: Bingo.
Joe: Dr. A. Bingo?
Dr. Animal: Moving on.
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Antonio: Hasta La Baby Vista... Hasta La... Hasta La...
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Antonio: [Balsam's car won't start] Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
Antonio: Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
Antonio: Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
Antonio: Goodbye.
Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.
[Several hours later Baslam's car finally starts].
Antonio: Goodbye.
[Balsam drives away].
Antonio: What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!
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Antonio: The tension was so thick, and the music so pretentious, they knew they must be getting close...
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Dr. Animal: Oh, I like you, Ms.
Joe: Mister.
Dr. Animal: Please, call me Doctor.
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Dr. Animal: Iggy-poo!
Joe: "Iggy-poo"? What's that?
Dr. Animal: It's my happy noise.
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Joe: You know, you look better in pictures.
Detective Martin Balsam: You should see me in a bikini.
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Dr. Animal: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
Joe: Why?
Dr. Animal: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?
So you should better watch it or not.
This review of The Silence of the Hams (1994) was written by Lilo C on 10 Sep 2007.
The Silence of the Hams has generally received mixed reviews.
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