Review of The Search for Santa Paws (2010) by Josh D — 04 Dec 2013
The most depressing Christmas movie ever made.
'Tis the season to see Santa get hit by a car, fa la la la la, la la la la! Watch a kid have his dolly set on fire, fa la la la la, la la la la!
On a more serious note, this is a Christmas movie which includes all the stuff you don't want to see from a Christmas movie. Including infertility, recently orphaned little girls, incredibly stupid Social security workers, incredibly stupid civilians and the world's dumbest and most annoying little girl who doesn't even know what a fucking hedgehog is.
The acting and costime design is horrifying to say the least. Santa even looks uninspired, the actors look completely bored and were probably looking for work when they decided to along with this crap.
Oh, damn it! I can't get the dumbass little girl and the fact that santa can't get amnesia from being hit by a slow moving car. The little girl can barely even talk. It's almost as if she is completely fucking illiterate. She has a 10 - 11 year old companion who has the stupid name "Wilamena". Even when you are meant to be supporting this character, all she does is bitch and moan.
Avoid this uninspired, lame, sloppy load of arse produce.
This review of The Search for Santa Paws (2010) was written by Josh D on 04 Dec 2013.
The Search for Santa Paws has generally received mixed reviews.
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