Review of The Rundown (2003) by Lilo C — 21 Oct 2009

Mariana: Don't pee in the water.

Beck: Why?.

Mariana: A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your pau.

Beck: Swim up my what?

Mariana: Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out.

Beck: [Stammers] Well, then what?

Mariana: They have to amputate.

Beck: Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!

Beck: I hate this place. I hate penis-eating minnows and I hate freaky fruit. I want to go home. I want concrete. I want homemade tortellini. I want my Los Angeles Lakers. I want to go home, I want to go home, I WANT TO GO HOME!

[He gets pissed off enough to overcome the paralysis and lift his head and arm, waving a tree branch].

Beck: Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?

Travis: What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?

Beck: Tell him I don't want to fight him.

Travis: [translating, to Manito] He says he pisses on your ancestors, and that you would make a very pretty bride!

Holly Crap, this Movie has it all. Super Stunts, Super Humor, and Super Actors. Eh wait am I " The Rock" Fan? Not really, but some of his Movies, specially this one is my fav. Dammit I laugh my ass off, whenever I catch it on TV.

Travis: Hey, remember your friend, Mr. Thunder? How 'bout his buddy, Mr. Lightning? Ooh, I know you know him. You know him real well, don't ya?