Review of The Rover (2014) by Mo0Nbuggy1 — 28 Aug 2014

If you were to take all the scenes of delayed importance and poor attempts of tension out this movie it would go for about 20 minutes. I can quite honestly say this is the most boring movie I have ever watched, it suffers from a severe lack of content and is instead replaced by the most frustrating style of dialogue I have ever had to sit through. A one line sentence from the main character literally becomes a 5-10 minute scene where nothing of any importance or significance to the story eventuates, in between these mundane set pieces of characters staring at each other aimlessly over the top of ear crunching music which is a mix between the action scenes from full metal jacket and a rusty tin shed being trampled my a heard of pissed off cows there are moments of violence, random people get shot etc....Rinse and repeat this method a few times and you come to the end of the movie where once again you are left shaking your head and saying to yourself...........Is that it?

Go watch mad max, nothing to see here.