Review of The Room (2003) by Kevin P — 19 May 2016
The second coming of Christ. After the first coming with a famous speech containing the quote: "don't tauch me Motherfuuucker". And who can forgot the inspiring words:'Let's go eat Huuuuuh? The legend is back with the best title ever.
He has humped red dresses for no reason, killed himself, thrown a footbal in a suit and made amazing speeches. But he is back, once again. With a quote I use everyday,"home sweet house". I feel really at house in this movie.
i've never experienced such a masterpiece like this. my heart fealt broken-like after the short film ended. This is a magical movie: I am now a doctor, buisnessman, donald trump himself and everything I ever wanted to be.
Peace shall be made in the world, because of Tommy's legendary quote: don't fight "lets go eat, huuuuh?". now finally tommy has opened my heart and soul four our lord and saviour Jesus Christ a.
K.a. Tommy Wiseau. also, this movie proofs aliens exist. now i'm going to stare at a picture of Tommy and cry because he is not mine... I will find you Tommy... I will... (also my penis size has quadrupled by watching this movie, it's 2 inches now!).
This review of The Room (2003) was written by Kevin P on 19 May 2016.
The Room has generally received negative reviews.
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