Review of The Rezort (2015) by Sapphire W — 22 Jun 2017

SPOILERS! But that shouldn't matter. First off, who the fuck developed this shitty movie, second;why? The first flaw in this shit show is that all the characters are not very believable, and not at all likable.

The character who is the closest to liking is Jack, who dies a bullshit death, from a stealth zombie; because that's a thing. The boyfriend is a dick, the sniper is just a wanna be leader with terrible one liners, the blond girl is just annoying, the instructor dies to early to like his character, and Jacks friend dies a stupid death.

Then we have the broken plot, which you probably could have taken the last half of the movie and put it before the first half making more sense then it does. Also, people probably wouldn't have made a fucking resort filled with damn zombies.

There is more plot armor in this one movie then there is in seven seasons of the walking dead. In conclusion don't watch this movie.