Review of The Quintessential Quintuplets Movie (2022) by Goofybeast — 14 Jan 2023

This movie is the greatest piece of media ever consumed by man that when I left the theatre I couldn't help but cry and uwu to my waifu goddess Itsuki Nanako body pillow. Throughout the movie I couldn't help but chew on my popcorn with my hands down my pants as the riveting plot beckoned me for more.

My favourite scene was the water park scene. This is where you got the most plot and the most emotional impact in the movie. I'm sure all the teenage boys in the theatre were milking themselves as much as I was due to the amount of story shown across the screen.

The ending was the most heartwarming and wholesome scene I have ever experienced, I wish I could go back and experience it for the first time again. After the movie ended I cried for 3 days and nights due to the sheer amount of emotional impact I recieved through out the entire movie and inside my pants.

Miku Nakano is the third sister of the Nakano Quintuplets, and one of the main characters of the 5-toubun no Hanayome series. She has a very timid personality. Nino Nakano is one of the main characters of the 5-toubun no Hanayome series.

She is the second sister of the Nakano Quintuplets who usually acts as the mother of the family; cooking for them and taking care of their medical needs. Ichika Nakano is one of the main characters of the 5-toubun no Hanayome series.

She is the first sister of the Nakano Quintuplets who took the role of the eldest sister properly as she is trusted enough to act as their confident and leader, despite the negligible age difference among them, she aspires to become an actress and likes to tease Fuutarou Uesugi (Ichika's tutor).

Yotsuba Nakano is one of the main characters of the 5-toubun no Hanayome series. The fourth sister of the Nakano Quintuplets, Yotsuba has a cheerful and energetic personality and a selflessly strong tendency of helping people out.

She is the only sister who accepts Fuutarou as a tutor since the start and wholeheartedly supports him in everything. Itsuki Nakano is the fifth sister of the Nakano Quintuplets, and one of the main characters of the 5-toubun no Hanayome series.

Itsuki is serious and diligent, yet also a glutton and crybaby. My least favourite character in this movie is the main character (didn't include name because he's so irrelevant). This man isn't even that hot and everytime he is on screen he makes me shrink down there.

It makes no sense why these perfect goddesses are living among a peasent such as him. I hope we get an after story where he gets isekai'd by Truck-kun where he goes into a world where he lives among ugly peasents like him.

These perfect humans are the living embodiment of all that is good in the world and their shining brightness can silence the filth that is the main character. Due to the sheer amount of milk this emotional movie has given me I rate this movie a quintillion out of 5.