Review of The Pyramid (2014) by Faded — 14 Jun 2015

I've watched hundreds of horror movies throughout the years and this.

Has to be the ABSOLUTE WORST so far. Everything is clichéd as hell and.

The writing is insanely bad. There was NOTHING scary in this movie even.

Though it was meant to be a 'horror'. This film feels like its inspired.

By 'As Above So Below' except its 100x worse and more tedious.

Pyramids are some of the most famous tropes when it comes to horror.

Stories. Seriously how bad of a writer/director do you have to be to.

Screw this up? Honestly the 1999 mummy was 100x better. The acting is.

Almost as bad as porn acting. This is the first horror movie i've seen.

Where I have ABSOLUTELY no sympathy for any of the characters and I.

Just want them to all die. ONLY watch if you're with friends and want a.

Good laugh.