Review of The Polar Bear King (1991) by Chris M — 03 Jul 2007
Boooo! When I first heard about this movie, I was psyched. I pictured a real live, talking polar bear that strongly, but fairly ruled over his kingdom of animals and hot maidens. Occasionally he would step out of line and gruesomely murder and rape one of the women (in that order) but people would accept it because it was for the greater good.
Wrong. There were no real polar bears, just a sausage wallet in a costume. AND he was barely even a polar bear for long. False advertising. Oh and no rapes either.
This review of The Polar Bear King (1991) was written by Chris M on 03 Jul 2007.
The Polar Bear King has generally received positive reviews.
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