Review of The Phantom Tollbooth (1970) by Lee M — 12 Jul 2018

This is the worst movie ever made , bar none. five starts, are you kidding- the fact that any human being would rate this five stars could be used as a way to diagnose psychological disorders!i knew there were tons of nutcases in the world and all the 5 star ratings just absolutely proves this ! this movie would make a great pizza since it has super double extra cheese ! even for 1970 its horrid.

the animation looks plain simple and awful. the story line is ridiculous. a watch dog with a clock? a clock is not a watch,so thats not clever, unless maybe you are 4 and dont know any better. plus he barks a lot, and his clock keeps ringing like an obnoxious alarm clock ! in fact im quite sure itd be more entertaining to just listen to an obnoxious alarm clark while listening to dogs bark, than to waste any moment of time watching this horrid movie.

I think I will have nightmares about it for years to come. it should be used as a legitimate method of torture. the singing by the main characters is the worst sounding karaoke sounds, to put it simply I could sing better and I sound terrible singing ! um I could go on and on.

this movie should be banned. its not worth the dvd its recorded on. its a waste of resources for it to continue to be printed and sold, or to exist. staring at a blank wall would be far more entertaining and less obnoxious than watching this movie.

I would not watch it again unless you paid me at least $1000 dollars and I was aloud to wear earplugs. this just proves all the movie review websites are crooked and corrupt, to give this movie anything more than one half a star is a complete and total lie.

if theres an audience for everything, there must be an audience that enjoys watching poop floating in a pool, because that would be far more entertaining than this movie, and less annoying too! p.s. this movie has a long scene with a "dr" that likes to make every possible annoying sound in human existence .

um, there are lifeforms that could find that entertaining somehow????