Review of The Octagon (1980) by Lee B — 26 Apr 2009

You know a movie is bad when you fall asleep during a major action sequence and awaken 10 minutes later and haven't missed a thing. However, there was some entertainingly bad dialog that could easily be taken out of context ("That makes me an idiot and you a whore"), some pretty awful acting, lots of ninja dying in the most cheap ways imaginable, and a conversation that I'm still not entirely sure what was said but do know that it ended in the largest overreaction I've think I've ever seen on film.

All in all, this movie is shit.