Review of The Northman (2022) by Robomartion — 22 May 2022
The bar in cinema has been set so low in recent years that boring, non-eventful scenes are OK. Old movies used to have a story and progress it with meaningful events every moment. The opening CGI was terrible which led to a scene with terrible set design, which led to Nicole Kidman doing her usual terrible acting to a drawn out scene with unintelligible dialogue.
We switched the Northman off after 10 minutes because nothing had happened and changed it to Goldfinger which we managed to watch all the way to the end without even thinking about it.
This review of The Northman (2022) was written by Robomartion on 22 May 2022.
The Northman has generally received positive reviews.
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