Review of The New Guy (2002) by Matthew T — 07 Jul 2007

I remember seeing this pile in theaters. I hate jokes where people act in completely unbelievable ways (would an old lady really grab a teenager's penis in the middle of a crowded school hallway and spin around him while everyone watches and does nothing!? Double-u tee eff, mate.

..?). Even the film's basic storyline makes zero sense and just serves to hammer in that hackneyed, idiotic theme that getting sex in high school is the only thing to strive for in life. Also, lots of product placement.

While his redheaded friend was cute, this abomination of a teen comedy goes beyond generic into flat-out bad. Really bad. Avoid at all costs.