Review of The New Daughter (2009) by Calmaff11 — 15 Sep 2014

Spoiler alert!!! This movie sucks ass!!

I have seen Oculus which was a terrible god awful **** but this...this piece of garbage, this piece of rotten, festering dog turd. I have seen awful, AWFUL!!! As of recently I thought Oculus was the worst I've seen in a good while, but this takes the cake on worst film I've yet suffered through.

The plot...the plot is retarded. I really wish it didn't have a plot, because it thinks it has some sort of real story. It's like a kid standing there with **** in his pants screaming, "I'm a real movie!!" In reality the plot is so terrible, so god awful, so heinously bad that it should have never been written in the first place. The writer needs to have his teeth punched out with his awful script.

The acting was so bad that if I watched Cops on late night T.V. I'd get better acting. With such a stale and unfelt performance from EVERYONE I felt I'd get more attached to a talking cardboard box then these tools. I hated them...hated them all. I really wish I had never watched this...it's so bad.

The badness was so bad it needs it's own segment. This turd fest was so far into crapville that it could have been called Crap the Movie and that title would have been more appropriate. It's badness is off the charts it's so bad. It's so bad it's wrong. It's so bad and wrong that only a stronger word will suffice for this movie. This movie is badong. (Bad + Wrong = Badong).

If you love torture and you hate yourself...watch this. If you're planning on suicide and want to lose all faith in mankind to make it easier, watch this movie. If you hate having money and like to spend it on the worst things imaginable...buy this movie. If you want to slay a small bit of your soul as the movie slowly trudges on into a sludge of boredom, lameness, and terrible plots then get this.

If you, like me, however still have your soul and aren't a sadomasochist then please...avoid this.

This is...a piece of filth. Filth is nicer. Eating filth through a sewer tube is nicer. Eating filth through a sewer tube while someone plucks out your nose hairs with a **** chainsaw is nicer!! In short...worst...movie ever. It's slow, it's boring, the acting is terribad, and the plot is so up it's own ass that it can't see the light of day. I'm now going to use this movie as charcoal for my mother **** grill.