Review of The Mummy (2017) by Uriel V — 23 Jun 2017

I saw Mission Impossible 5 and was beautiful, classic style, humorous, perfect dosis of intrigue.

Everything except for the final act in the correct place. SO I was pretty excited because The Mummy have the same director writer and actor. Man it was a great waste of a talent actor as Russel is, in a fight than even theJoker can do better, to many cliches (crows, templaries, don't became evil if you have sex with a blonde model, the injection that made you have power). The mummy tumb scenery let me think all the time about oral sex. Only some jokes are good, but I should prise Tom Cruise effort to comedy. And the joke about the gold book in Doctor library was nice. The problem was they try to justify a Mummy in London, try to justify a Mummy in Irak, try to find a way to shot down a mummy without a magic book by make Tom Cruise a "living" God, don't take advance more of Sofia hips. Unnecessary explanation, flashback, to much bla, bla. The only time I saw this before was with ocean twelve. The make was good, it really surprise me they take the time to prepare the defiguration of Tom face. Too many sparks. Sofia summoned and Spider to realese herself? What?

And yes we know they are monsters, so what? I was thinking all the time about Guillermo Del Toro, he should direct a new one. The alcohol monster pots scene let me think inmeadiatly in him. Was ok. But I was waiting to much. The 1999 really take advance of the Morroco landscape. The sequel for me still be the best Mummy movie. Ah! The dead friend let me think in Wolfman in France...