Review of The Mummy (2017) by Tp122 — 29 Sep 2017

I LOVE this type of movie, don't get me wrong. Big tub of popcorn and just have fun. But this may be the worst movie I have seen in the last 10 years. Cruise is charmless and ridiculous. Crowe is embarrassing. Only the women put in strong performances. Ish. The special effects are from the 99 cent store and the script was written by 9 year olds whose best subject is clearly not English or creative writing. I've witnessed more creativity and effot in Geico commercials. And the director should move on to the fast food industry.

Thanks, Universal and greedy, talent-less producers for wasting my time and money with this complete garbage.