Review of The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) by Justin P — 14 Feb 2016
Wow what a pretty mess. There is too much crap in this Twilight clone. The pasty white leads are half angel demon hunters in this turd. Ok if you have angels what then should be your bad guys? Well duh demons, of course.
But the problem is, there are more than just demons in this flick. There are witches, warlocks, vampires, warewolves, and monsters. But no zombies, bc one of our goth inspired, tattooed heroins tells the nerd that has always loved our female hero, and Phil Collins daughter, that zombies aren't real.
Oh and there is magic too. Too much for one movie. Oh crap I forgot there is a magic portal too, it looks like a small stargate. Or a stable bigger sliders wormhole.
This review of The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) was written by Justin P on 14 Feb 2016.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones has generally received mixed reviews.
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