Review of The Midnight Meat Train (2008) by Dillon R — 06 Dec 2010

Vinnie Jones in good film shocker!!! I can't believe it, but here he is in a half decent film that he doesnt deficate over.

This review of The Midnight Meat Train (2008) was written by Dillon R on 06 Dec 2010.

The Midnight Meat Train has generally received mixed reviews.

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