Review of The Mechanic (2011) by Noel N — 01 Aug 2011
The original Mechanic is one of my favorite Charles Bronson movies & when I heard this was coming out my interest sorta perked up to see how they would fuck it up...and then I completely forgot about it until I went to the corner store & they had it for rent.
Had to see it to see how they handled the slow brew of the original in this day & age & they did pretty much exactly what I thought they would do. They super charged these assassins. Super charge them to almost a Jame Bond level.
They should just leave well enough alone. Next we're going to get a hyper active Mr Majestic but watermelons won't be fucking slick enough. It'll be kumquats, papaya, pomegranate or something fucked up.
This review of The Mechanic (2011) was written by Noel N on 01 Aug 2011.
The Mechanic has generally received mixed reviews.
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