Review of The Matrix Resurrections (2021) by Denden024 — 22 Dec 2021

"omg" what a heaping pile of ****.. no atmosphere or music score, this was honestly terrible to the point I was falling asleep during the first half of the movie which seemed like I was watching a parody or some weird premovie interview.

. all the lame*** jokes and innuendo, all of the stupid references to gaming nfts and metaverse, all the flashbacks.. all the forced propaganda and feministic garbage being pushed down my throat made me want to vomit.

the second half with all of the awful special effects which honestly look way worse than the first or any other matrix movie.. like the parts when they try to replicate agent Smith's movements him punching look so much worse than the original in 1999.

. the plot is completely all over the place and doesn't make any ******* sense.. I had no idea wtf is going on, most of the script and dialogue being ineligible and incoherent. I was so stoked to go see this, even though I got hbo max we went to the movies for the full experience and it is just mindblowingly bad.

I wanted to walk out halfway through the movie, it was the worst two and a half hours of my life wasted away. nothing makes any sense.. it triggered my depression to overtake me and gave me a headache.

. the trailer for it looked amazing, the movie is nothing like the trailer leads you to believe it will be. I don't recall seeing a single scene having the original agent smith in it, instead you get a lukewarm soft spoken feminine baby face guy and its just the same with morpheus.

. it's just full of weirdos who are completely laughable and forgettable and I can't tell what gender they are and then there is Neil patrick harris.. the action scenes and shootouts are atrociously bland and I couldn't focus or understand what was happening.

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