Review of The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) by Hugh J — 10 Nov 2015

I'm not a fan of Bond in Asia or the midget from 'Fantasy Island'. He just creeps me out. Also that annoying Sheriff from 'Live And Let Die' is back. What the fuck was that all about? Was his character really in such high demand? I pretty much hated the entire chase sequence that he was in.

Luckily, there's a few moments in this movie that are really great. Bond kicking the dude in the face when he bows forward was awesome. As for the Bond girls, Maud Adams looked way hotter 10 years younger than she did in 'Octopussy'.

The best one, however, was Britt Ekland. Not only was she hot and in a bikini for the last 30 minutes of the movie, she's just so damn awesome. I mean, any girl who stays in a closet for two hours while the dude she wants to fuck is fucking another girl for information has gotta be a keeper.

I wish she was a character in all the movies like she was in the books.