Review of The Maiden Heist (2009) by Seth C — 28 Feb 2011

Limp. About as limp as I imagine William H.'s Macy's geriatric penis was. I was trying very hard not to imagine it, but much of the thrill and intrigue revolves around whether or not he will get caught bare-assed.

Also, I realize Marcia Gay Harding's character was supposed to be an annoying wife, but I wanted to kill her after hearing her say "Roooger" in that voice about three times. I mean, seriously, I began to understand why a man might be tempted to kill his wife.

I couldn't hold him responsible. And this movie would have been so much better if Walken would have shut her up.