Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Ian C — 13 May 2013
Complete and utter pig spunk. No doubt it was set in the seventies (still not sure if it was) due to the decades relation to teenagers tring to play records backwards to receive cripted messages.
Zombie's Halloween remakes were terrible but they are eclipsed by this wank. Only thing this had going for it was the Velvet Underground in the soundtrack and a nice twitch off Mrs. Zombie.
This review of The Lords of Salem (2013) was written by Ian C on 13 May 2013.
The Lords of Salem has generally received mixed reviews.
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