Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Jud W — 01 Feb 2014
Not as bad as I expected: atmospheric, some interesting effects & Meg Foster was darn spooky BUT very amateurish, the film was literally too dark, sound was bad, needed serious editing & Sheri Zombie still cant act.
AND what bothered me thru the whole film was why was it called the "Lords" of Salem when it was about female witches? Isnt Lord a male designation? I guess the "Ladies of Salem" didnt have a nice ring to it lol.
***SPOILER ALERT***.
Ok, now what was the deal with the masturbating demon priests & midget Satan? Satan as a tiny person was too too funny, did he have a wee Willy too? lol. And what did she give birth to? It looked like the Tingler from that old Vincent Price movie.
This review of The Lords of Salem (2013) was written by Jud W on 01 Feb 2014.
The Lords of Salem has generally received mixed reviews.
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