Review of The Lobster (2015) by Tony D — 04 Oct 2016

"the lobster" (pressing play with zero knowledge).

Five minutes in; did he just say the dog is his brother?!

Possibly fifteen minutes in; this feels wes anderson-y and I like that.

I'd guess thirty minutes in; no longer wes anderson-y.. now wondering... what? who's brain is behind this...

Fifty; what. thefuck?

An hour seventeen or so; getting lost in the details. seems some rules can be broken? - italy is still a thing.. is it the same there?

Hour and thirty-seven; this is getting worse. why are the (seemingly, thus far) bad ones so long..

Hopefully near the end; how.. who.. categorized this as "comedy-drama" - they should have to watch this depression shit-storm every day for the rest of their lives and after write an essay defining comedy-drama.

End; sucked.

... stories based in dystopia seem weak, easy to mold and blasé.