Review of The Legend of Hercules (2014) by Timmy T — 26 Jan 2014
Wow... Probably one of the worst films I ever seen that wasn't meant to be bad. It was full of cheap special effects matched with overused "epic" movie clichés. I understand why movie makers make pg13 movies, but if you're gonna make a movie that implies blood and gore, then you better show it if you want to please today's audience.
Not only that, but all the audience saw was Kellan Lutz's nipples the whole time. The leading lady wasn't anything to write home about... It's like the producers had such a hard time selling the script that they couldn't even convince a hot bimbo to take the role.
Watching the actors stumble through their lines felt like watching a middle school play... Except most middle schoolers could probably pull off fake accents better. This was the biggest waste of money I've blown in a very long time.
DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THEATERS! I would wait for it to come out on Netflix and spend time trolling it with my friends!
This review of The Legend of Hercules (2014) was written by Timmy T on 26 Jan 2014.
The Legend of Hercules has generally received negative reviews.
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