Review of The Legend of Hercules (2014) by Schnitzelpoof — 15 Oct 2019

Bland and boring to the point I can barely describe it. It was fun to make fun of it in the first fifteen minutes, but even that became boring. It's all sorts of stories we've already encountered in the past, wrapped together under the guise of Hercules, despite having little-or-nothing to do with the actual Hercules myth.

The main lead has the charisma of a refrigerator, and looks like a quarterback that was accidentally cast by a movie studio. His love interest must have had about two hours of acting lessons, and family in the industry. The effects made action scenes look like video game cut-scenes.

Only watch if you're in prison and they offer to reduce your sentence in return.