Review of The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) by Beth M — 21 Jun 2007

I've watched this movie like 75 times and it makes less sense every time I see it. It's like roadkill- you just can't stop watching it. Why does Yeardley Smith have to get her period? If someone broke into your house, why would you try to scare them with a Halloween mask? What was the old guy guilty of anyway, attempted sexual innuendo? Fascinating!!!