Review of The Lazarus Effect (2015) by Justin L — 28 Jul 2015

Pet Sematary + Flatliners + Hollow Man = This Piece of Crap.

If that isn't enough to scare you off... how about this?

With characters brainless and dense.

Science experiments that make no sense.

Laws of physics out the door.

Laws of "psychics" we've seen before.

It's another "Event Horizon" disaster.

Even the dog's a better actor.

The concept of Hell is so overdone.

Every horror film is just like the last one.

They make it clear the budget is low.

The camera angles are boring and slow.

There's only so much I can take.

How do you make a dead dog look fake?

They think films like these are "deep".

But they all turn us into sheep.

If you show us the same thing over again.

The piles of crap will never end.

While you may like the horror scene.

This isn't one for you to see.

There's few out there, but better ones around.

So give this stinker a big thumbs down.