Review of The Last Boy Scout (1991) by Torstein F — 09 Nov 2009
She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph. -.
Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she? She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it. -.
Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".
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I trust you're alone.
No, I got the fuckin' Vienna Boys Choir with me. What, is everybody stupid around here?
This review of The Last Boy Scout (1991) was written by Torstein F on 09 Nov 2009.
The Last Boy Scout has generally received positive reviews.
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