Review of The Karate Kid (1984) by Stevie S — 05 Feb 2012
The Karate Kid makes me fucking happy. Seriously, the best shit came out in the 80's!! The only beef I've got with this movie is that Danielle is a twig and if this was reality, Johnny would've drenched him in barbecue sauce and chowed down on his little chicken wing arms.
SWEEP THE LEG, BITCH. Kreese is a fucking beast. I love him. And the crackhead - "GET HIM A BODY BAG!!!!! YEAAAAAAA" - best. line. ever.
This review of The Karate Kid (1984) was written by Stevie S on 05 Feb 2012.
The Karate Kid has generally received positive reviews.
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