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Review of The Item (1999) by David M — 25 Mar 2008

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I fucking loved this movie I thought it was hilarious and yes the acting and creature were horrible but that just added to my humor...

This review of The Item (1999) was written by David M on 25 Mar 2008.

The Item has generally received negative reviews.

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By Louie R (45) on 02 Mar 2008

This one is pretty bad. interesting angles and camera work though and some music was decent. the acting and creature were horrible…

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By Warren G (64) on 28 Nov 2009

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By Private U (13,627) on 13 Feb 2007

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By Scott C (2,765) on 14 Jan 2008

The Absolute WORST movie I have ever seen. I bought it for $1, & I still got ripped off…

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By Riley H (411) on 27 Aug 2008

Good gory crazy movie. Campy as hell. (acting is a little weak as is the monster, but whatever). This is a fun movie to watch…

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