Review of The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) by Noah C — 26 Aug 2013

Didn't really work as a horror movie because there was no fight in it - you never really thought anyone was going to escape but horrors and thrillers are only scary if you don't know what's going to happen.

It wasn't very exciting, it wasn't even gory and the villain was so 1 dimensional even he wasn't interesting or compelling. the whole thing was just boring really and I only finished it because it was famous.