Review of The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) by Chris W — 01 Oct 2015

This is the sharknado of horror movies. It was terrible awful but you can follow the story all the way through but there is alot of senseless mindlessness in the movie rest assured. The actors choices are pretty bad in this film and all the characters seem to make amazingly stupid errors in the movie.

I have learned to simply not follow critic reviews because the critics seem to give the worst movies the best reviews and vice versa. listen to the audience and not the critics and even then depending on the following a crowd might bring it might skew the reviews.

Anyway I avoided this movie for years just to finally watch it to give in into the hype. It was just weird not really anything really amazing and underlying sense that whoever made this movie likes sick porn and wanted to express that in this trash somehow, the acting is Ok its gets the job done in the film but their arent any academy award winning performances here, the cops in the film are easily the worst actors in the film, running around the house all goofy not acting anything like cops instead more like too newly hired mafia members would have been a better fit for these guys.

You can watch this movie for the sheer hilarity of such a ridiculous sharknadeo in your face 2000's mindlessness era of trash movies. But Dont get me wrong in terms of trash movies I put this above alot of other trash movies sharknedo was unwatchable this movie you can watch all the way through.

In terms of trash movies I give this a solid B if not A- but dont get me wrong this still is a trash movie not one that I will ever watch again but for the hiliarty of it I will watch the 2nd and 3rd sequel proving that once again trash movies can have their place in the world because of sheer boredom.