Review of The House of the Devil (2009) by Jessica P — 22 Jun 2010

The only thing 1970's or '80's about this voerly simplistic, nearly plotless, meandering, boring, and very, very silly turkey was a few Dr. Tongue's 3-D House Of Wax style gratuitously unnecessarily prolonged, corny zoom-ins of things like rotary dial telephones. Worse, the mismatch of artifacts contradicted each other's dates. And on top of it, it was all just a bunch of talk!

Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.

Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.

Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.

Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.

This was one of the slowest, most boring and utterly idiotic movies I have seen since Twister and Pandorum.

The filmmakers had a FIFTEEN MINUTE GOOSEBUMPS EPISODE from which they tried to make a two hour movie. Worse yet, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE OR CONSTRUCT A FUCXING MOVIE!

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