Review of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) by Steve0393K3Kdij — 19 Dec 2013
1) There is NO WAY (in other words, utterly and completely impossible) that there is going to be ANYTHING even remotely resembling "romance" between and Elf-Maid and a Dwarf. Whoever wrote this Turiel and Kili stuff is an absolute IDIOT.
2) We already have one Orc general baddie. We don't need to invent another one.
3) Turiel. Totally uneccessary distraction. Inventing superflous characters to give little girls something to identify with is bad film making.
4) The entire battle scene under the mountain between Smaug and the Dwarves was completely ridiculous and literally unbelievable. Nothing even remotely similar happened in the book. But if you MUST invent an entirely unneccesary scene then at least make it believable. Yeah right they on the spot figured out a way to trick Smaug into smelting gold for them, and channeled it into a mold and put him in position to get covered in the melted gold when the mold bursts. Just plain stupid.
5) WE DON'T NEED EXTRA LONG MOVIES PADDED WITH EXTRANEOUS NONSENSE. OK, fine, make 3 movies out of it since you want to milk the property for everyting you can. 90 minutes each is long enough. Sitting through endless poorly conceived subplots does not make the movies better. Just longer.
Unbelievable.
This review of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) was written by Steve0393K3Kdij on 19 Dec 2013.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug has generally received very positive reviews.
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