Review of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) by Seventhbeacon — 07 Mar 2015
A **** end to a **** trilogy made in the grand mindless tradition of the Transformers movies. I can't express how much I didn't want to go and see this, but I wanted to get it over with, much like my experience of watching the third and final Matrix movie.
But The Matrix Trilogy was far superior to this garbage, which I'm sure, buried beneath all of the extra crap, there's still a movie to be salvaged.
I look forward to viewing a proper edit, where all three Hobbit movies are condensed into one 2-3 hr sitting, and all of the ridiculous **** is gone.
This review of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) was written by Seventhbeacon on 07 Mar 2015.
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