Review of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) by San D — 27 Jan 2015

Snore time storyteller, Peter Jackson, spends two hours telling a hobbit tale that seems too familiar to the first one in the original series, only with a different hobbit and a different mission... which if you don't fall asleep isn't resolved, no, you'll have to spend another 4.

5 hours of your life sifting through tedious sequels to finally get to another predictable and expected conclusion.