Review of The Hateful Eight (2015) by Unladenswallow0 — 13 Jan 2016
(for full effect, please read this voice in 70mm Samuel L Jackson).
Wow, this movie was hyped up to the reaches of heaven and earth as the greatest thing to touch the screens of Earth since Mel Gibson died on the cross. Tarrantino, you are my man, but **** I think your time is up. What was that you said about Directors losing their mojo as they age? I think you'd better get yo'self a Directoscomy because I think youve got whatever M night Shalaman has stuck up his ****.
Dont get me wrong, the movie was decent. It had an amazing score, some fantastic camera work and some tense moments that had me on the edge of my seat. But jesus, it was 3 hours, 3 hours and I cant say in truth that at times I wasnt checking my watch. If you like a lot of dialogue, and you like very very slow build up, then this is the movie for you.
This review of The Hateful Eight (2015) was written by Unladenswallow0 on 13 Jan 2016.
The Hateful Eight has generally received very positive reviews.
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