Review of The Green Inferno (2013) by Sarah R — 10 Jan 2016
WOW. Just like wow. SO BAD, DUDES. Okay, Im like a normal personal who loves horror flicks (so I'm not like some guy who thinks like Love Actually and 7th Heaven are awesome). In other words dudes, I'm not just the general person sitting here who is like somehow turned off by horror flicks.
I'm like a Human Centipede kind of person. Yeah, we all know those movies are bad (YET SO GOOD) but I can honestly say - from beginning to end, this was shit. Dont spend the money to rent it ($5.99) G-damn folks.
Kay, so 45 minutes into the movie (which is HALF WAY IN) you're just learning the characters. (All college characters which the acting is TERRIBLE). Kay - dont get me wrong, because I LOVE bad acting - notice how I mentioned the Human Centipede before.
When the movie finally starts picking up, half way in, dont expect it to get any better. No horror. No gore. Like, dudes, nothing. I'm really disappointed. like, disappointed enough to leave a review.
I never review anything. Period. My review is probably as bad, if not worse, than this piece of crap movie. No offense, E. Roth - still a big fan. But come on.
This review of The Green Inferno (2013) was written by Sarah R on 10 Jan 2016.
The Green Inferno has generally received mixed reviews.
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