Review of The Great Wall (2016) by Futuristic E — 15 Sep 2017

THE GREAT WALL is a piss poor film set in china about what it feels to be in the great wall of china when there are beasts around, won't they just call it Mulan 3 instead? Nope.

Like I said with another film I would laugh my fucking ass off if this film was made by Disney but an even worse and more insulting version of Mulan 2 and I'll soon tell you how I feel about that film, Insulted enough...

This had to be far worse purely because of all those CGI fighting.

And shit, It's just like living in a world of flying nothing, that's how bad it is.

Acting: Matt Damon couldn't put off enough redeem, his acting was bad, And my heart was beating fast when I said it, but he's better in anything else with better storytelling and script.

Directing: Yimou Zang has made a lot of films from china, wait... was this the only shitfest I saw?

Writing: I wish these writers would write something better of make a story less obnoxious without any dialog or any boring stand that failed miserably.

Plot: Almost every part of the film was a massive failure, not a single element can officially put off part to party and can make it any better, I don't see that happening! Fuck Off!

Computer Generated Imagery (CGI): Atrocious! for the last 45 seconds it had bad font on every text that they edit that completely lies about what clearly happens for real, and more shitty CGI effects come up every 30 minutes, I can't stand that!

Overall: I knew it would be awful, But I wouldn't know to ever be this bad!

There were a lot of whoa moments but in a very unresistable way which.

No longer entertains me, not anymore... all there is are nothing violence.

That couldn't be more fun, It gets old, boring and dull.

It's copying other chinese films and I completely hated that idea,.

I had to skip Hacksaw Ridge for this shit!

The Great Wall is this year's Gods of Egypt.

Hell! I find this to be worse than fucking Allegiant, my 2nd worst of 2016,.

Everything apart from one great shot and one decent quality that should have been redeemed, the rest were rubbish!

I'm gonna give The Great Wall a D minus, Gods of Egypt is still Worse!

I feel bad for Matt Damon, and sorry for him too because the stupid director had made this mess completely unnecessary, what the fuck happened to you... Yimou Zhang?