Review of The Gore Gore Girls (1972) by Levi P — 10 Jan 2011

There's a mad killer on the loose who gets their kicks by murdering strippers. If you think you're about to see a super sexual, gore fest, well then you're half right. There are numerous striptease scenes, but apparently hiring actual strippers, would've been too expensive.

At one point I thought a stripper was performing a self breast examination, while dancing. Everything else in this movie is terrible, except the special effects are surprisingly good, and completely absurd.

For example, the killer at one point removes a girl's eye, and then goes to town on her face with a meat cleaver, only to put the eye back when they were done. This honestly deserves only one star nipple tassel, but I learned that if you cut off a nipple, chocolate milk just squirts out wildly.

So it earns two star nipple tassels.