Review of The Golden Compass (2007) by Martina K — 11 May 2012

A terrible movie. It had almost no plot whatsoever, and the whole concept that the movie revolves around is just plain dumb.

This review of The Golden Compass (2007) was written by Martina K on 11 May 2012.

The Golden Compass has generally received mixed reviews.

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