Review of The Golden Compass (2007) by Michael R — 16 Jun 2012

Um, wow, pointless. Someone out there likes this crap? Dust, abducting children, stealing their souls that are referred to as demons. Lots of stupid mumbo jumbo and talking polar bears. What dipshit would dream all this up? I'm sure the books have more initiation rites and occult meanings, so the hip ppl will defend it against christians, but it's not really about all that is it? It's the new religion being indoctrinated into the young.

For more info on that go check out the young adult section at any bookstore. Im just trying to make up for the fact I watched this. But I did fall asleep. Hopefully I offended followers of the book, because, just because.