Review of The Girl Next Door (2004) by Jade M — 01 Sep 2009

Didn't care for this one. Not a lot happened and it all just felt pretty boring and dry to me. Pointless movie.

This review of The Girl Next Door (2004) was written by Jade M on 01 Sep 2009.

The Girl Next Door has generally received positive reviews.

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