Review of The Foot Fist Way (2006) by Erno K — 08 Oct 2008

Shitty, shitty movie. I thought a comedy that revolves around Tae Kwon Do would be at least somewhat interesting and fun. Wrong. The lead character is such an irritating fucking moron that it spoils everything. And his wife is a horrible woman, who is just using him as a meal ticket as she screws around, which angered me more because any sane man would leave such a creature in a heart beat. To make things worse, there are kids. Too many kids. Although they sometimes got kicked in the face, which was good.

The moments that were supposed to be funny were merely awkward. There is not a hint of comedy in this movie for me. The ending is shit, the characters are annoying and the jokes are just sad. We should like Fred Simmons for this film to work and I hate that fucker. The only amusing thing about this entire piece of shit is Simmons' friend, who appears (too) briefly halfway through the film. He doesn't speak much, but he has the psycho attitude down like no one else and he likes to kick things, human or inanimate objects. That is one funny dude, why isn't he playing the lead? The few action sequences are also a total waste of time. Nothing redeems this film, nothing.

This garbage heap might appeal to the people that love awkward humor and situations where you have to be ashamed for the characters. I hate that shit, so I absolutely loathed this film. I am not the target audience, I know, but holy hell this is an atrocious movie.