Review of The Firm (1993) by Ken C — 15 May 2013

Once I found out that the peacock did in fact eat the cushion, I had to check this movie out. It was good, I was surprised. There were no sharks or keyboard eating contests to be found anywhere in the film, which is a major relief after sitting through a movie like Punts For Dishes II.

This is a solid thriller, avoid it at all costs. It will rape your children and eat all of your soup from yesterday. If this movie doesn't win the Oscar for best barbecue at the 2014 Academy Awards, I will have to shoot myself only once in the hair.

I highly recommend this game for anybody looking to fruit some loops for 20 minutes. It's a miserable experience, and it shouldn't be missed. Suitable for all ages.