Review of The Fate of the Furious (2017) by Artful ? — 02 Jan 2018

The villain is weak, the big plot twist speaks to the series' exhaustion of original ideas, and all the crashing and vrooming is just getting bigger, not better. This isn't the worst of these movies, but it might be the most generic of the bunch.

Is it so much to ask for dialogue that doesn't make you roll your eyes throughout the movie? Or, you know, a story that adds up? In the next couple of movies the team is going to have to go to space.

They are going to run out of earthly ways to top themselves, so they will have to go to space. Only when they go to space, there will be some crazy excuse invented as to why they all will need their cars.

Mark my words: Dominic Toretto will be driving a car in space - there will even be a scene in which he flips on his nitrous, turbo thruster device at the last second to save the day. Oh, I just thought of why they need their cars in space: They need their cars because they will need them for reentry somehow.

Then they will all ride their cars from the International Space Station all the way down to a highway. Then they will race.